do you HATE the color of the sky?
an alien
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
It’s my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Yay I’m 26 now! Now I can do nothing new cause 26 is just a trivial age! No perks!
i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website
Chocolate guy did it again
A fire hydrant that releases milk to drink after you eat spicy cookies inside said hydrant. This guy is something else
there was zero reason for him to get so erotic with the pepper.
mortiferum-affectus